1) I love my God, but not as much as He loves me.
2) I love my husband, my son, and my daughter. I like my cats, most of the time. 
3) When I’m not pregnant and at home on bedrest, I teach English as an adjunct university professor. My students call me “the vulture” because I tend to circle the classroom. They think “bird of prey,” I think “proximity.”
4) I love sarcasm, irony and all other derivations of the two. In fact, my master’s thesis and my dissertation both involve the study of irony (and a lot of other things).
5) My (recurring) favorite Bible verses are 1 Peter 3:3-4.
